Busted

An ambitious Kennett Square friend of mine is hard at work studying for a very tough state licensing exam that she'll be taking on Oct. 25. Realizing how easy it is to waste all kinds of time poking around Facebook, she posted the following over the weekend: "If anyone notices me on here for huge chunks of time, I want you to verbally abuse me. Be merciless. Call me horrible names, curse at me, treat me like an immature child, then tell me to get back to studying."
I found this pretty amusing and sent her a message via Facebook asking if I could share her posting in my column. She immediately messaged me back -- then quickly realized that by doing so she'd utterly betrayed herself. 
Get back to work, you!