WHOOPS: This is why aprons were invented

At lunch today at Foxy Loxy the hard-hearted Tilda was roaring with laughter at a friend's tale of woe. It seems she splurged on a cozy, soft, fleecy teal-blue sweatshirt emblazoned with the Cabela's logo, the first new item of clothing she had purchased in some time.
She immediately wore it to the Farm Show in Harrisburg (Cabela's and UnderArmour clothing seems to be the apparel of choice at the Farm Show, she noticed).
And then she wore it again the next day while making brownies from scratch -- only to splash all down the front of it with batter. The combination of sugar and butter, she discovered, produced an indelible stain. And in classic no-good-deed-goes-unpunished fashion, she was making the brownies as a thank-you gift for her computer repair guys!
Only two days old, and her new sweatshirt is now fit only for horse-clipping duty, she said mournfully.