A neighbor who describes himself as "an old dairy farmer" shared with me a piece from the "Farmshine" weekly newspaper:
"It's confirmed! Fresh cow dung can stop coronavirus!
Before going out, dip both your hands in fresh cow dung. This will make sure that:
a) You will not touch your eyes, nose, ears or mouth.
b) Nobody will shake hands with you.
c) Nobody will come near you when you are out in the street.
d) You will wash your hands thoroughly before you eat!"
My neighbor suggested that I change the "cow dung" to "horse dung," given Unionville's equestrian focus.
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