Yellow journalism

Remember my story a few weeks ago about that sign at the Unionville Post Office warning that those wet spots on the lobby carpet were "not water"? Turns out that somebody urinated on the carpet, and not just a toddler who couldn't make it to the potty in time. The suspicion is that it was an idiotic teenage prank.

I'm told that the Po-Mar-Lin Fire Company, which owns the post office building, is planning to replace the entire carpet (which was aging anyway).