FIRE SALE: Get 'em while they're hot!

One of my well-trained spies spotted this amusing spelling error at a shop along Route 1 and immediately phoned to tell me about it. I hustled over there to get a photo of it before they had a chance to fix it. What's funny is that the spelling was correct on the other side of the sign. Go figure! A friend sagely commented, "Too bad they don't pay you for drive-by editing."