Kittens: so cute, so cuddly. Except when they try to kill you.
A West Grove friend reports that his kitten barricaded herself in a bedroom by bunching the carpet under the door. He had to force the door open by butting it with his hindquarters. The door gave way, sending him sprawling into the room and crashing into a dresser. Operation Rescue Kitty ended with a trip to the local urgent-care center, where he was diagnosed with a cracked rib.
"It only hurts," he said, "when I cough. Or sneeze."
To my surprise, his sunny, indulgent grin when speaking of the kitten is not the least bit diminished.
"We love that kitten!" he said.
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