Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Silence is golden

Last week, you'll recall, I made the idiotic gaffe of mistaking a masculine-looking woman for a man in the locker room of the Kennett Y. A young friend who works at the gym managed to top this embarrassing story. She said a man came up to her and asked her when she was due. She's not pregnant. In fact, she has lost a significant amount of weight over the past year and has a perfectly flat belly.
She said the man was mortified and apologized profusely, but it still shook her up. She said no one ever asked her if she was expecting when she was heavier!
Speaking of the Y, we old-timers are expecting the annual January onslaught of the "Resolutionaries," the people who join for a New Year's resolution, show up at the gym a few times and then are never seen again. C'mon, newcomers: prove me wrong!

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