Saturday, August 24, 2013

Half full

On their way home from Hawk Mountain, the Cranky Friend reports that he and a pal stopped in at the Turkey Hill on Route 10 in Parkesburg with a hankering for Frozen Cokes. The abstemious CF selected the second-from-smallest size, but his pal poured himself a 32-ounce "Big Chiller."
Alas, despite the size differential, the CF's drink cost $1.79 while his friend's cost only 69 cents because it was "on special"!
The CF ruefully told the clerk that he supposed that made his drink all the more valuable.
"Yes," she agreed. "So you'll enjoy it more."

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