Thursday, September 26, 2013

A cutting remark

The Cranky Friend is extraordinarily loyal to the woman who cuts his hair, having followed her around from shop to shop over the many years of their relationship.
After his most recent haircut, he enthused about her skills.
"Monica is the ONLY person I know who totally knows what she's doing," he stated.
"Hey!" I retorted, stung. "I totally know what I'm doing!"
He left a perfectly timed little pause.
"That Monica," he said. "She is the BEST!"

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