I was on hold the other day with the death certificate office in the state's Department of Vital Statistics. The on-hold music was, of all things, luau music.
After a half-hour, I'd finally worked my way down from ten callers ahead of me to only one -- when a recorded message abruptly told me that the call volume was too busy and I should call back later.
I did so that afternoon, and this time the on-hold music was a easy-listening version of "Here Comes the Sun."
Someone in state government has a sense of humor.