Friday, October 27, 2017

TRAVEL: Security experts

I lead a largely quiet, simple life here in West Marlborough: naps, knitting, and Wawa soft pretzels are high up on my list of pleasures. So I was startled to receive a pamphlet from a company that, for $334 a year, wants to provide me with "crisis consultation and coordinated in-country response services" should I be the victim of kidnapping, blackmail and extortion, or wrongful detention in foreign countries.
I had to chuckle about the kidnapping part. Right: Good luck with getting my friends and family to pony up any ransom money!

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