"Your Exclusive Invitation to NBC Insiders," read the email teaser. "Become an NBC Insider!"
Well, OK, I thought: New Bolton Center is starting some kind of "neighbors" group and they want me to join. Nice! I'll check it out.
But alas, I realized I was mistaken as soon as I read the first line: "Are you a loyal NBC viewer? Want the scoop on our shows before anyone else?"
I guess that outside of Unionville, NBC stands for something other than New Bolton Center.