Of all the get-rich-quick spam emails I've received -- and immediately blocked -- this is probably the funniest, just because it is so awkwardly written and so obviously bogus:
"As I can remember I always wanted to sprawl on the beach, sip on a cocktail and know that my bank account goes from strength to strength. But my dreams would remain just dreams if one guy didn't give me the recipe for my happiness.
Damn it! I become inexcusable rich! And I'll feel guilty if I didn't tell about how it works to someone else. Today fell's your chance."
As my father always used to say, "Right. From the movie `Fat Chance'!"