Wednesday, March 12, 2014

The optimum ride

Each spring I receive a thick, glossy catalog of summer programs from a New Age retreat center. Among the varied offerings on yoga, telepathy, cleansing, memoir-writing, shamanic journeying, empowerment, and meditation, one might be of particular interest to some Unionville readers: "Conscious Horseback Riding." According to its description, the goal of this class is to learn "how we create our own experience" and to "achieve the optimum ride" using "a series of mounted asanas and breathwork." There are two hours of instruction in the mornings and "some bareback work" in the afternoons.
Perhaps they could offer a special deal if you take that class along with "Soul-Level Animal Communication" ("Learn about animal soul contracts and how animals use them to assist and heal us") and the numerous courses that are offered about spiritual healing from chronic injuries, trauma and pain.

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