Friday, April 6, 2018

ELECTIONS: Another party heard from

I have no affection for either political party at the moment, but one of them continues to send me supposedly urgent begging letters. It's completely my fault; I purchased a T-shirt from their website for a friend during the previous election campaign and now I'm on their mailing list.
The letter I received today was particularly entertaining. On the front of the envelope it said, in fake handwriting, "Please respond by April 15th!" The "April 15th" was crossed out and "Extended to May 15th!" was written in, in capital letters.
Right. Like a political party would ever turn down any check that arrives in their mailbox.

MARTIN GUITARS: An enthralling lecture

On April 5 at Kennett Friends Meeting, Dick Boak gave a fascinating, standing-room-only Hadley Fund lecture about legendary Martin Guitars, the musicians who play them, and why they sound so good.
Mr. Boak recently retired from Martin (based in Nazareth, Pa.) after working there for 41 years and told wonderful anecdotes about his encounters with Martin clients like Keith Richards, Eric Clapton, Mark Knopfler, Paul Simon, Steve Miller, Jimmy Buffett, Joan Baez, Johnny Cash, and many, many others. (I tend to feel out of touch with modern popular music, so it was heartening to recognize all the artists he talked about.)
Have you ever wondered about "went down to Nazareth," the lyric in The Band's song "The Weight"? According to Mr. Boak, the songwriter, Robbie Robertson, needed a town name and couldn't come up with one that fit the meter until he happened to see "Nazareth" on the guitar label.
And the Martin guitar that's named after Mark Knopfler features a drawing of the dinosaur Masiakasaurus knopfleri, so named because the paleontologists who discovered the creature had their best success at unearthing its bones when Dire Straits songs were playing on their boomboxes. The dinosaur drawing is deliberately hidden inside the guitar, so that the owner has to search for it just like the paleontologists did.

CHEYNEY: Spy thriller in the works

This past week, the World War II spy thriller "Miss Atkins' War" was being shot at the Newlin Grist Mill in Cheyney. Vera Atkins, who died at age 92 in 2000, was a British intelligence officer who recruited spies for Winston Churchill and was in charge of the agents who parachuted into France to sabotage the Nazis. She is supposedly the model for "Miss Moneypenny" of the James Bond series.
Lou Mandich of Last Chance Garage in Unionville took one of his period cars, a 1938 Hudson, to the set to add some authenticity. He told me that the film production moved to New York State but will return to our area later this month.
Vera Atkins

WEST GROVE: A catty tale

Kittens: so cute, so cuddly. Except when they try to kill you.
A West Grove friend reports that his kitten barricaded herself in a bedroom by bunching the carpet under the door. He had to force the door open by butting it with his hindquarters. The door gave way, sending him sprawling into the room and crashing into a dresser. Operation Rescue Kitty ended with a trip to the local urgent-care center, where he was diagnosed with a cracked rib.
"It only hurts," he said, "when I cough. Or sneeze."
To my surprise, his sunny, indulgent grin when speaking of the kitten is not the least bit diminished.
"We love that kitten!" he said.

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

NEW GARDEN: Lyceum Hall comes back to life

Just like it did in the 19th century, New Garden Township's Lyceum Hall is once again hosting programs for the public: my friend Hilary Fox is teaching an all-levels community yoga class there from 6 to 7 p.m. on Tuesdays.
A neighbor and I attended a class a few weeks ago -- Hilary is a terrific, inspiring teacher -- and I was curious enough about the building to do some research.
Lynn Sinclair, a member of New Garden Township's Historical Commission, told me that the Hall was built in 1852 on Route 41 near New Garden Road (right across from the Hilltop Inn) and served as a meeting place, school and township building (and possibly a hiding place for slaves on the Underground Railroad).
The frame building's condition was deteriorating, and the township supervisors voted to move it to the township park so it could be preserved. A documentary of the 2012 move shows the building, shrouded in a blue tarp and sitting sideways on a flatbed, moving slowly up Route 41; it barely fits through the park gates.
The Historical Commission has plans to rebuild the windows and fix and paint the exterior of the building, which is listed on the National Register of Historic Places.
If you're interested in Hilary's Lyceum yoga class, she charges $12 for one class, with reduced prices if you take multiple classes. Her Ellicott Road yoga studio is called The Growing Room.

WEST MARLBOROUGH: OK for True Prospect project

At their April meeting, the West Marlborough supervisors gave Olympic equestrian Phillip Dutton permission to build another stable and a driveway off Hood Road. The township's zoning hearing board had already given him permission to put in the driveway, which will be the third one on his True Prospect Farm (he needed the zoning board's permission because township rules limit the number to two driveways per property).
Also at the meeting, supervisor Hugh Lofting Sr. gave an update on the Rokeby Road project, reporting that the final grading and seeding will be done as soon as the weather permits. The project involved stabilizing a steep road bank that was steadily crumbling into Buck Run, jeopardizing Rokeby Road.
Mr. Lofting also said the township is waiting to receive engineering sketches for a project to shore up a tiny bridge over a tributary to Doe Run along little-traveled, narrow Runnymede Road. Supervisor Bill Wylie assured residents that the roadwork, which will include a guardrail, "will not change the feel of the road."
Township secretary-treasurer Shirley Walton reported that the township's tax bills have just been sent out. (Every time I write my check to Deborah van Renterghem, I wonder how many other townships have a world-traveling opera singer as their tax collector!)  

STOTTSVILLE INN: An old favorite is reopening

On Saturday morning we drove past the long-closed Stottsville Inn, 3512 Strasburg Road, and were amazed at the transformation. The front porch has been enclosed, the gazebo is gone and there's is an entirely new entranceway on the Timacula Road side -- the steep flight of slippery Astroturf-covered steps is no more. Judging from the photographs on the historic inn's website, the dark, well-worn interior has undergone an equally dramatic update.
Father-and-son team Michael and Jake Quinn have bought the place and are shooting for an opening later in April. Hours for the neighborhood restaurant and bar will be 4 p.m. to midnight, Wednesday through Sunday. The menu includes salads, sandwiches, pizza, "large plates," desserts, and "for the table" snacks. Craft and domestic beers will be on tap, as well as wine by the glass and a full bar.
We can't wait to go back and say "hi" to the resident ghost, whom we hope has not been too put out by all of these updates.

EAST MARLBOROUGH: Time = money

A loyal and observant reader shared this curious story after a visit to the CVS on Route 1 at Bayard Road. It seems that for the past year, on the first day of every month, an older couple comes into the drugstore and sorts through all of the candy, gum, nutritional bars, and so forth, looking for expired items.
"Seems CVS policy pays people cash money for any item that is past its expiration date. . . . They don't appear homeless, just looking to cash in. On Easter Sunday, after spending about an hour at the store, they left with a wad of cash."

Sunday, April 1, 2018

MASONS: Pancake breakfast

This coming Saturday, April 7, from 7 a.m. to 1 p.m., the brothers of the Kennett Masonic Lodge will be holding a pancake breakfast in their hall at 121 Center Street in downtown Kennett Square. I try my best never to miss this event; I love good pancakes and they've got the recipe down pat. After all, as their advertisement proclaims, "Serving pancakes and sausage to the Wonderful Community of Kennett Square for over 40 years!" The cost is $8 a person, $4 for kids under 12.

CONNECTED: Out of touch

We've become so dependent on our cellphones that misplacing them can be the source of great distress. A gym friend said he found himself using the flashlight function on his phone to search under furniture for ... his supposedly missing phone.
That's totally something I would do. My first thought is, oh, let me try calling my phone so I can hear it ringing.
The more experienced Dearest Partner says he looks for his phone using the Bluetooth function in his work truck: if it connects, as he says, "I know it's in there somewhere." (Last time, he found it upside-down in the well next to the accelerator pedal.)

MUSHROOMS: In the grid

One of the answers in this past Friday's Wall Street Journal Puzzle Contest crossword was a "gimme" for those of us who live in and around the self-described Mushroom Capital of the World. "Shiitake kin" read the clue; the answer? "Enoki."

POCOPSON: Day at the races

We went to the Brandywine Hills Point-to-Point on Easter Sunday and had a really nice time being outside in the sun (mostly) at the lovely Brandywine Red Clay Alliance. As far as tailgating goes, frankly we were a little rusty: we remembered the food, bowls and cutlery but forgot the folding chairs.
Some of the races went down to the wire; others involved a substantial margin of victory. As always we enjoyed watching the photographers at work, and we were amused every time the race announcer declared the horses were "headed out to the country" -- right, as if they were leaving an urban center. 
Mostly we just hung out with our friends who had a great parking spot right on the finish line, so we didn't do a lot of wandering around and socializing. One fellow stopped by our spot with his adorable eight-month-old "Pomski" (a Pomeranian/Husky mix) named Havoc.