The Cranky Friend has regained his kidney-stone-free status, but his single status remains unchanged. He was particularly unimpressed with two women who popped up on his online dating service recently.
One stated that she was seeking "the missing link."
"She's likely to find it, if that's what she's looking for," he said.
Another listed as a book she had recently read "an autobiography of Eric Clapton, called `Eric Clapton: An Autobiography'."
"I can't date a tautologist, and she can't date someone who makes less than $100K, so we're perfect not together," he said.
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